WHAT TO I GET IF I BUY NOTHING?

TYPICALLY
NOTHING

BUT AS WITH EVERYTHING
THERE ARE NO CERTAINTIES
NO GUARANTEES

IT IS POSSIBLE YOU FIND YOU GET
AN INSIGHT
A THRILL
A TINGLE
A TINGE OF REGRET
AN ABJECT FEELING OF EMPTINESS
THIS IS NORMAL AND IT PASSES JUST AS IT DOES WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING

WHO KNOWS
YOU MAY EVEN GET
A SMILE
A WONDER
A WHOLE NEW SENSATION
FROM
BUYING NOTHING
SO BY ALL MEANS
GIVE IT A TRY

BUT DON'T
PLEASE DON'T
EXPECT TO GET A SURPRISE
BECAUSE FOR ONE IF YOU EXPECT IT IT WON'T BE A SURPRISE
AND ALSO THERE MOST LIKELY
WON'T BE ONE
EXCEPT PERHAPS FOR THAT UNIQUENESS OF FEELING
THAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GET
NOTHING